It reminds me of a Monty Python song “Medical Lovesong”

Inflammation of the foreskin

Reminds me of your smile

I've had ballanital chancroids

For quite a little while

I gave my heart to NSU

That lovely night in June

I ache for you, my darling

And I hope you get well soon.

***

My penile warts, your herpes

My syphilitic sores

Your moenelial infection

How I miss you more and more

Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox

Our lovely gonnorrhea

At least we both were lying

When we said that we were clear

***

My clapped out genitalia

Is not so bad for me

As the complete and utter failure

Every time I try to pee

I'm dying from your love, my love

I'm your spirochaetal clown

I've left my body to science

But I'm afraid they've turned it down.

etc.